The Jalapeño
Lara. Smallest on the plate. Hottest on the menu.
Meet Lara
Aaron and Eesha's youngest.
Orders her chicken tikka masala madras hot. Then adds jalapeños.
Seriously smart. Asks the questions the grown-ups have to go and look up.
Treats the kitchen as the West End. Every dinner is opening night.
Learned to make slime from YouTube. We've stopped lending her the mixing bowls.
Owns more squishies than we own kitchen utensils. And we sell kitchen utensils.
The fact file
Favourite foodAnything that makes the grown-ups' eyes water
Natural habitatMid-performance, usually in a tutu
Most likely toBurst into song halfway through the washing up
Least likely toAsk for it mild









